This timeline shows a list of events in Cracked Egg Studios history, or events that influenced studio history, occurring during calendar year 1999.
- January
- February
- March
- April
- May
- June
- July
- August
- September
- October
- December
- 1999
- Ted's Fun Site begins distributing the computer game Croquet Capers online.
- Ted Phillips writes a novelization of Skelly called The Wrath of Skelly.
- Ted Phillips writes the short story Something in the Sky.
- Ted's Teaching Tools compiles the literature textbook Dear Reader.
- Dannick Studios writes the script for The Dream.
- Dannick Studios writes the script for Motorcycles.
- Ted Phillips and Rich Falantano begin developing a robotic artificial intelligence named X-2-1000 aka "Mr. Arnold."
- Ted Phillips produces the Apollo 11 3D movie.
- January
- Ted Phillips experiments with building the video game The Lost Pyramid in the DOOM engine.
- February
- The Prominent Men establish the secret project codenamed "The Club," using hidden pages on Ted's Fun Site to help organize.
- Nick Phillips produces the Shrinking Down 3D short.
- February 17
- Ted Phillips illustrates the Stupollo 11 comic.
- March
- Ted Phillips illustrates the How to Get Fat comic.
- March 3
- Ted Phillips and Mike Berrios begin plans to adapt Dreamland into a film epic.
- Ted and Nick Phillips open a local mercantile called Thingamabob's.
- March 6
- A local street gang trades an allegedly ancient macaroni, among other items, to Thingamabob's.
- March 7
- The street gang receives the name Ancient Macaroni Kids.
- April
- The Hard Drive Crash of 1999 causes the loss of several earlier projects.
- The Prominent Men enlist Thingamabob's and others to unwittingly assist in their secret "The Club" project through a quest for the nascent Fire-Breathing Dragons Club to establish a clubhouse.
- Ted Phillips writes the Declaration of Independence for the Fire-Breathing Dragons Club.
- Nick Phillips creates the concept for a board game like Observatory.
- April 3
- Ted Phillips uses his life savings to purchase a Super Soaker CPS 1500.
- April 21
- Ted Phillips writes the Constitution of the Fire-Breathing Dragons Club.
- April 27
- Ted Phillips issues a prophesy targeted at the Ancient Macaroni Kids.
- April 28
- The Fire-Breathing Dragons Club formally declares war against the Ancient Macaroni Kids.
- April 29
- Candidates give speeches before the Fire-Breathing Dragons Club's first presidential election.
- May
- T.J.'s Cracked Egg Pictures remakes 1998's lost Skelly 2 with an updated story in the Skelly 3D movie.
- Nick and Ted Phillips create a prototype game board for Observatory.
- May 3
- Ted and Nick Phillips perform a Tales from the Couch sketch called "Hauntum Physics" live at St. Benedict School.
- May 9
- The first presidential election of the Fire-Breathing Dragons Club is held.
- May 26
- Ted and Nick Phillips write a flyer rebranding their local mercantile from Thingamabob's to "Thingamabob.com."
- June
- Patches gives birth to a litter of feral kittens.
- Ted Phillips loses access to his America Online account and the internet.
- The marble notebook containing Dreamland outlines, story snippets, and notes is stolen.
- Under the cover of a trip to Six Flags Great Adventure, the Prominent Men establish a new level of secrecy by using numeric designations instead of names.
- June 24
- Nick Phillips responds to the AMK with the Bike Attack.
- June 26
- June 28
- The Fire-Breathing Dragons Club and the AMK engage in the Battle of the Thirty.
- July
- Ted and Nick Phillips are no longer able to use 3D Movie Maker due to CD-ROM disc read errors.
- Ted and Nick Phillips begin using Directors Chair regularly.
- Ted Phillips adopts Patches's kittens, Mew and Mewtwo.
- July 2
- The Ancient Macaroni Kids launch an assault at Ted Phillips's birthday party.
- August
- Nick Phillips remakes the Shrinking Down 3D short for a one-time screening using the 3D Movie Maker trial version.
- Nick Phillips and Daniel Hostomsky found the independent film production company Dannick Studios.
- August 4
- The Prominent Men encourage the Fire-Breathing Dragons Club to form a militant force called the Jack Slater Kids to combat the AMK in a more organized fashion.
- The Fire-Breathing Dragons Club and the AMK engage in the Battle of the Parking Lot.
- August 28
- The Fire-Breathing Dragons Club and the AMK engage in the Shovel of Shit Battle.
- September 5
- Ted and Nick Phillips obtain rubber-band guns at the Stormville Flea Market.
- September 6
- The Fire-Breathing Dragons Club and the AMK engage in the Battle of the Oranges.
- September 7
- The marble notebook containing Dreamland is confiscated from the thief by authorities.
- September 9
- Dannick Studios begins pre-production for the film The Prisoners.
- October 28
- Dannick Studios begins pre-production for the film Home Alone IV.
- December
- Ted Phillips illustrates the comic The Way It Is With Reindeer.
- December 15
- The Fire-Breathing Dragons Club issues its very first newsletter under its new name Free United Kids.
- December 19
- The Free United Kids changes its name to Free United Club of Kids and issues its second newsletter.
- December 25
- Fr. Ken Marks gifts Ted Phillips a Nintendo 64, bundled with Donkey Kong 64, and Super Smash Bros.
- December 26
- The Free United Club of Kids repeals its recent name change.