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This article is about the secret organization. For the club itself, see Free United Club of Kids.
FUCK is the name that was eventually given to the secret organization formed by the three prominent men in 1998. By exploiting residents of Edgewater Park, they hoped to avert disaster and carry out a top secret project referred to as "The Club." However once this project failed, the laborers continued their search for a clubhouse. The three prominent men chose to proceed with attempts to create the future by acting as a shadow government for these residents who sought to define themselves with a club.
This article is about the secret organization. For the club itself, see Free United Club of Kids.
FUCK is the name that was eventually given to the secret organization formed by the three prominent men in 1998. By exploiting residents of Edgewater Park, they hoped to avert disaster and carry out a top secret project referred to as "The Club." However once this project failed, the laborers continued their search for a clubhouse. The three prominent men chose to proceed with attempts to create the future by acting as a shadow government for these residents who sought to define themselves with a club.
The Block Wars
The shadow government caused Block War II in 1999 to mobilize forces, called the Jack Slater Kids, against the phantom enemy of the Ancient Macaroni Kids with the goal of solidifying the creation of a club. The three prominent men facilitated the writing of a Declaration of Independence and the Constitution in April 1999, and nurtured the tension between both groups in order to strengthen nationalist tendencies. With an emphasis on protection of local business, the Fire Breathing Dragons Club was successfully founded. In early 2000, the shadow government finally took on the title FUCK, after the quickly removed club name the Free United Club of Kids.
Following Block War II, tensions were still high as members of the phantom Ancient Macaroni Kids grew older and joined the neighborhood gang called the Edgewater Park Boys. Instead of actual rival gangs like the Albanians or Morris Park Boys, the Pokémon Trainers Club became the main focus of EPB aggression. The FUCK referred to this sentiment as the "Shadows of the Block Wars," but wasted no time in preparing for Block War III.
The three prominent men began recruiting new members to their organization. At this time members began to refer to each other by numbers to protect their identities. The number 6 was assigned to anyone who discovered the organization without invitation or who could not be trusted for any reason. The FUCK participated in constant combat training themselves and in summer 2000 resurrected the militant force of the Jack Slater Kids, renamed the Edgewater Defenders to emphasize the hypocrisy of the Edgewater Park Boys. However, the Edgewater Defenders were instructed to protect themselves with the alias FUCK, so as to confuse enemies who frequently used this as a profanity. Instead of merely using inappropriate language, enemies would be delivering signals to the Edgewater Defenders.
Following Block War II, tensions were still high as members of the phantom Ancient Macaroni Kids grew older and joined the neighborhood gang called the Edgewater Park Boys. Instead of actual rival gangs like the Albanians or Morris Park Boys, the Pokémon Trainers Club became the main focus of EPB aggression. The FUCK referred to this sentiment as the "Shadows of the Block Wars," but wasted no time in preparing for Block War III.
The three prominent men began recruiting new members to their organization. At this time members began to refer to each other by numbers to protect their identities. The number 6 was assigned to anyone who discovered the organization without invitation or who could not be trusted for any reason. The FUCK participated in constant combat training themselves and in summer 2000 resurrected the militant force of the Jack Slater Kids, renamed the Edgewater Defenders to emphasize the hypocrisy of the Edgewater Park Boys. However, the Edgewater Defenders were instructed to protect themselves with the alias FUCK, so as to confuse enemies who frequently used this as a profanity. Instead of merely using inappropriate language, enemies would be delivering signals to the Edgewater Defenders.
The Golden Age
The FUCK expanded to 14 members in 2002, when it recruited Michael Vacca after the Dictatorial Period to draw suspicion away from Ted. Several weeks later Vacca was initiated into the Pokémon Trainers Club. Vacca's purpose was to become the most obvious and direct influence in the club's social development, so that the President could have no real power and the FUCK could continue to dictate events undetected.
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