I Suck

"I Suck" (also The "I Suck" Song) is a 1998 unreleased a cappella song written by Nick Phillips, Rich Falantano, and Ted Phillips and performed by Nick Phillips.

According to Nick Phillips, this song was created spontaneously in the street in front of 59-D Edgewater Park during the summer of 1998. When asked by Rich Falantano to sing him a song, Nick Phillips began improvising a version of this song.

The song's current lyrics are:
[in some renditions, the chorus is repeated here]

Nick Phillips also sang to this song to some of his high school friends at Fordham Prep. He also made a Latin translation of the song that preserves the rhythm of the original:
Unfortunately, Nick Phillips could not translate the last line of the song because his Latin was not good enough.