Yes, this song started playing on WMP, so I decided to do you all a favor and provide the lyrics.
Title: Thirteen Prophecies
Artist: HOJAID/2007
Album: Octagon Park
More HoJeong song lyrics coming soon whenever they play on my WMP!
Title: Thirteen Prophecies
Artist: HOJAID/2007
Album: Octagon Park
There's lots of problems in the world today
But who will come to fix them?
Metropolis had Superman
Gotham had Batman
Who will come to save the day?
A little boy from Korea.
Or so spoke the Elder Scrolls
Found in a cave somewhere south of Seoul - that's how it's pronounced
Number one, number one:
This boy will be born when
The sun eclipses the moon
Nobody said it could be done
Were they saying it for fun?
But one and one made three
And then the job was done - for then
The sun intercepted the path between moon and the earth and then we saw
A boy named HoJeong Park would soon come to be
But how many children were born that day?
Quite a few - that's why we need
Twelve more prophecies
Each one ruling out more children
Because that's how we know who to trust
Number two:
This boy will be
Bearing two testes and a penis
Didn't really limit anyone out
But it was good to know he'd be intact
Cuz some boys are born with a little less than others
Number three:
This boy will be born
Um... not - the way a child is traditionally brought into this world
He'd be a child of the knife, he'd be a child of the knife
And when he reaches free from his mother's womb
Emancipating himself from a fleshy-like prison
Then we'll know - it's the one
The one we call the Savior
But how many children were born that day to Cesarian sections?
Quite a few actually - a rare large phenomenon
The average day in Korea
About two hundred children are born of Cesarian sections
This day it was seventeen million
And that's why we've still got ten more prophesies
But that's for another day
Because HoJeong needs our help now, boys and girls
We need to sit back and pray
Pray to Jesus that Jesus will pray to HoJeong
Because HoJeong loves Jesus
But he's better than Jesus
Cuz that's the way it is, that's the way it is
It's a little fact called HoJeong's better
Than a man named Jesus ever was or will be
Cuz Jesus was kind, Jesus wasn't blind, and
Jesus could help us in ways no one else could
But HoJeong is Asian and that just makes him
A little more kinky
Besides Middle Easterners aren't that hot right now
They're down in the popularity right now
And I don't think - Jesus didn't have thirteen prophecies
He had - had a couple - I mean he had the Old Testament
We could count that as one prophesy probably
But who will come to fix them?
Metropolis had Superman
Gotham had Batman
Who will come to save the day?
A little boy from Korea.
Or so spoke the Elder Scrolls
Found in a cave somewhere south of Seoul - that's how it's pronounced
Number one, number one:
This boy will be born when
The sun eclipses the moon
Nobody said it could be done
Were they saying it for fun?
But one and one made three
And then the job was done - for then
The sun intercepted the path between moon and the earth and then we saw
A boy named HoJeong Park would soon come to be
But how many children were born that day?
Quite a few - that's why we need
Twelve more prophecies
Each one ruling out more children
Because that's how we know who to trust
Number two:
This boy will be
Bearing two testes and a penis
Didn't really limit anyone out
But it was good to know he'd be intact
Cuz some boys are born with a little less than others
Number three:
This boy will be born
Um... not - the way a child is traditionally brought into this world
He'd be a child of the knife, he'd be a child of the knife
And when he reaches free from his mother's womb
Emancipating himself from a fleshy-like prison
Then we'll know - it's the one
The one we call the Savior
But how many children were born that day to Cesarian sections?
Quite a few actually - a rare large phenomenon
The average day in Korea
About two hundred children are born of Cesarian sections
This day it was seventeen million
And that's why we've still got ten more prophesies
But that's for another day
Because HoJeong needs our help now, boys and girls
We need to sit back and pray
Pray to Jesus that Jesus will pray to HoJeong
Because HoJeong loves Jesus
But he's better than Jesus
Cuz that's the way it is, that's the way it is
It's a little fact called HoJeong's better
Than a man named Jesus ever was or will be
Cuz Jesus was kind, Jesus wasn't blind, and
Jesus could help us in ways no one else could
But HoJeong is Asian and that just makes him
A little more kinky
Besides Middle Easterners aren't that hot right now
They're down in the popularity right now
And I don't think - Jesus didn't have thirteen prophecies
He had - had a couple - I mean he had the Old Testament
We could count that as one prophesy probably
More HoJeong song lyrics coming soon whenever they play on my WMP!
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