Sinhart
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There is a Joke Forum here, i have about a billion everyone will love if they make one.
HERE's ONE:
God goes to the Germans and he says: "I have these Commandments that I want YOU to have."
The Germans ask: "What's one of them?"
'THOU SHALT NOT KILL'
The Germans decline God's request.
God then goes to the Italians
"I have these Commandments that I want YOU to have."
The Italians ask: "What's one of them?"
'THOU SHALT NOT STEAL'
The Italians decline as well.
Finally God goes to the Jews with the Commandments and suggests they keep them.
The Jews ask: "How much are they?"
God says: "They're free."
The Jews say: "We'll take 10."Edited by: Pegasus
HERE's ONE:
God goes to the Germans and he says: "I have these Commandments that I want YOU to have."
The Germans ask: "What's one of them?"
'THOU SHALT NOT KILL'
The Germans decline God's request.
God then goes to the Italians
"I have these Commandments that I want YOU to have."
The Italians ask: "What's one of them?"
'THOU SHALT NOT STEAL'
The Italians decline as well.
Finally God goes to the Jews with the Commandments and suggests they keep them.
The Jews ask: "How much are they?"
God says: "They're free."
The Jews say: "We'll take 10."Edited by: Pegasus