Dear Clamaddical

TK Seya

TK Seya

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Dear Clammadical

One day, a troll is going to kick your ass. Probably the same one that made an appearance in the excellent Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone. In conclusion, fuck you.
 
Dear Ms. Theresa K. Seya,
I believe you meant to say 'Sorcerer' in that last post, but your superb verbal skills seem to have obstructed the true meaning of your luminous mind (which is rumored, by most accounts, to be a most charming pulsating sphincter, in lieu of the common 'brain'). Luckily, you have done so in a supportive and non-judgemental environment, rather than a Flames Board.
Oh, wait.
In conclusion, Theresa, I have arranged for 666 unwashed nuns to simultaneously defecate upon your visage while you sleep tonight (I have my ways); later, around mid-morning, after you have, no doubt, showered several times, I will push you out of the window. I am, no doubt, aware of the small nature of your window. Therefore, I will probably enlist the assistance of a hacksaw to accomplish this task.

And to Sir Viper of Thousand Pines, Iowa,
Your grammar and spelling carries all the charm, wit, and grace of a bleeding vagina. I hope you drown in a toilet next time you confuse your face and asshole (I know I can only tell the two apart because your rectum is marginally more attractive). In conclusion, Jesus loves you: more specifically, Jesus loves to watch you get anally raped by a horse insofar that you obtain severe internal injuries and die.

And, finally, Sr. Nikolai:
Allah knows not the meaning of 'to bathe.'

I hope I have addressed all queries and concerns.
 
First of all you ignorant hippie, the name is Terry. Also please note that this is a Flame Board, not a "Flames Board". I do have a brain instead of this sphincter that you assume I have in my head in place of the standard brain. I'd like to know what you mean by "your ways". I believe that it would be quite difficult to sign in 666 unwashed nuns. In order to get that amount of nuns into the building, you'd have to slowly sign them in, in sets of threes, and have them do their business in a very quick fashion. The problem of course, would be that this process would already take too long and I probably wouldn't be asleep by around Nun #643. Another problem in your plot is if you were trying to use magic. You sort of suck so you wouldn't be able to magically get all the nuns in here save for some type of a portal that a third party set up in some remote place. All of the nuns would simultaneously defecate into it while the other side of this portal unleashes all of that substance to the top of my bed. You are unaware of the fact that if 666 people are able to successfully defecate, that it would porbably be enough to kill a man. I would already be dead and unable to shower by the time you come in with a hacksaw. Another thing, I don't believe you own a hacksaw. Don't forget their would be evidence of your murder plot on this board and thus you would be probably receive a very harsh punishment. In conclusion, fuck you.

Post Scriptum: You're a retard.
 
Fuck you, TK, you're not as powerful as me.
Now if you dont shut up...
You will die.
Now Clammadical, you are t3h righteous one, Theresa here is the asshole, who should go and sit down in a corner.
Also in conclusion,
Join RWP!

P.S.
Join Here
 
It's not like the RWP needs more members! Claw Snuff has always been a spammer. If you are going to advertise anything, advertise this forum in RWP.
 
I remember when the only post you made on the Free United Club of Kids forum for an entire year was an advertisement for some bar you can't even go to because you're underage. Some place called "Ragin' Dragons."
 

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