Ted's Ya Hi -- The Motion Picture

foldovertongue

Resident Ball-Stomper
Yes, that's right. The thought came over me while I was busy doing nothing.
We can have a movie (loosely) based on our recorded adventures that night.
Yes, maybe we can make a few embellishments of some events that may or may
not have occurred. Example: We frame some local douchebags for the swan
massacre and collect the reward money. But then they realize what we're up to
and try to kick our ass. They almost succeed, but just then Alex swoops in and
wails on them. in an epic climax Alex picks me up and throws me at them (ala
Colossus and Wolverine in X3). Then you take old photos of them and photoshop them
so it looks like they did it. I know, I'm amazed at me too. Oh, then to add insult to injury,
we throw them in the water and pee on them. Because we can. And after James
tries to act retarded to that chick in the diner, we can have her and her boyfriend chase
us out while flinging food at us, in addition to the old lady flipping us off. Oh man there's
soo much to work with. Of course the soundtrack would include Ted's Ya Hi as well as some
wicked Swedish (and Romanian) techno. And whatever else set the mood for that night.
I dunno about you, but I smell a box office hit.
 
Oh my God... It will be the next high school cult classic! I seriously think you are on to something here.
 
Hell yeah! We'd have a hard time trying to make it more epic then it already is...but I think we'd pull it off. We just need to dig James out of his basement.
 
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