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DAY 1-JOKE #001: A virgin hick Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel. They begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin." The man is shocked and visibly...

Why did George Bush cross the road?

There are two atoms. The first atom goes to the second atom and says, "I've lost an electron." The second atom asks, "Are you sure?" and the first atom responds, "Yes. I'm positive."